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Handmade Female Tarantula Exterior Ventral View Anatomy Labelling Toy

Finished product (sort of…the dorsal side isn’t done yet, I am going to make something similar on the back)
Bubble labels made of a slip of paper inside pill packet bubbles. Hook Velcro on the back of the bubbles. Soft loop Velcro on the spider body. Lots and lots of glue gunning. Next time I’ll try to sew them
The labels are a bit ill-fitting, but I’m pretty happy with this prototype I made out of stuff around the house. Finally found a use for that bag of teensy pom poms I bought a while back from the dollar store. They’re so cute, how could I not?

Isopod Digital Drawing

Drawn in Autodesk Sketchpad & Gimp for touchups

I drew this because I love isopods, and saw that there was some sort of meme about them -> https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/isopods I don’t really understand the meme – I don’t know my memes in general, but isopods are cute and its nice to see them go viral or mainstream-meme-y or whatever <3

Horseshoe Crab <3 Digital Painting

For this one, the resolution is intentional – it’s stylized to look like an old video game. Digital drawing made in Autodesk Sketchpad and then edited in Gimp
This is the version without the pixelization effect.

Below is a link to my TeeSpring store, where this little guy can be put on a tank top (or other items if you want, let me know)

https://neuralslush.creator-spring.com/listing/horseshoe-crab-cutie

Strubby’s Strawberries

Some people didn’t like how Strubby has jam all over his mouth because it seems like he’s eating his own kind, which is distressing to some. Here’s an earlier version without the jam on his mouth.

I am testing out selling designs on both Teespring and Teepublic to see which has more success and which is better for me overall. Both are linked below.

Teepublic Store:

https://www.teepublic.com/user/krystalwolf

Teespring Store:

https://neuralslush.creator-spring.com/listing/strubby-s-strawberries?product=333

Spawn a Lumi

Lumi the All-Seeing Eye who never pays attention, is usually sleeping and doesn’t care about your conspiracy theories. I made him.

http://neuralslush.com/2020/08/25/lumi-the-all-seeing-eye-hand-puppet/

Click below to spawn a Lumi

(doesn’t work on mobile idk why but oh well) Your browser does not support the HTML5 canvas tag.

The Tullimonstrum (AKA “Tully Monster”) T-Shirt

The Tullimonstrum AKA “Tully Monster” is an extinct genus of soft-bodied…animal of some kind. They had long proboscises that they used as “nature’s selfie-stick” (of course – this was 100% verified by fossil records and such). Too bad they couldn’t stick around. Truly a creature ahead of it’s time…just like it’s mouth-arm was ahead of the rest of it’s body.

For sale on my TeeSpring store!

T-shirt logo design (without text). The background is an image of a painting I made. The tully monsters were Doodled in Autodesk Sketchbook, and edited in Inkscape (vectored), then edited in GIMP (colors and lighting, effects).

Alternate design for T-Shirt – Doodled in Autodesk Sketchbook, and edited in Inkscape (vectored), then edited in GIMP (colors and lighting, effects)

Words Without Friends – Scrabble Diary

I play this Scrabble clone app on my phone a lot, and some “valid words” and “valid word definitions” seem … interesting so I screenshotted them below. Also I took screenshots of some of my invalid words that I think could be a word, along with some definitions I made up. Language itself is made up, therefore everything is valid and everyone’s a winner.

Invalid words that could be real words:

Sneeby adjective To be long snouted, sheepish and intend to avoid being caught licking things. Example sentence: “That sneeby little possum just lapped up the last of my macadamia nut milk!”

Caramelabuseverb To abuse/overuse caramel or carmelized items / noun Items that should not be caramelized. Example sentence: “This double dipped dreamsicle is an example of caramelabuse and general debauchery”

Glomp verb To hurl oneself upon another with an essence of stickiness Example sentence: “Tippy’s pal Molive glomped her in the hallway and she dropped her banana split”

Pouem noun A poem, or prose that is to be enjoyed whilst in the restroom. Example sentence: “He squinted across the room at the framed copy of Shakespeare’s Sonnet 18 hanging on the wall of the Taco Bell bathroom”

Goumet noun A high-priced gummy from a Michelin star restaurant. Example sentence: “For the fourth course, a Goumet a la Goomba”

Stepom noun A large footed soft creature that marries into your family. Example sentence: “After the divorce my stepom moved in with us and started shedding everywhere”

Gooty noun A brilliant blue old world tarantula Example sentence: “That Gooty Saphirre Tarantula is so beautiful eh?”

Tooty adjective Describes one who toots frequently. Example sentence: “The tooty gentleman seated next to me on the train put his jar of pickled eggs in the overhead compartment”

(=^・ω・^=) Cats in need of a new home! =^_^=

1. “Beurry” the cat wishes he could ₖᵢₗₗ ₑᵥₑᵣᵧₒₙₑ

None* of them are cursed, they all need loving homes full of living, breathing beings to 𝔣𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔫 love

2. SNO /╲IS Such a funny ℮ ℯ ℰ ℱ Ⅎ ℳ
3. “Snᴗm” the cat. Good with all living
4. Alveolarino is oNlYˈ(h)yo͞omən and cat scarf named SCsᴜᴘʀᴇᴍᴇʟʏarf
5. Tobb and cat. Tobb is a humanform
7. Julietta from Europe and her cat named ₤ ₥ ₦ ₧ ₨ ₪ ₫ 
2. Curvy Petey
8. Bootymittens & Best Frend Toenya
8. Cheezbarga after generalized hypoxia due to obstruction of the airflow in the glottis when <a href="url">CHEEZBARGA LOZT IZ MAIND</a>
9. Cats the Musical but the air in the theatre is baths salths
10. H℁ H℁  H℁ H℁  H℁ H℁  H℁ H℁  So ⊥rue cant breethe
11. Timuthi & Sparki (They come together) (they stay 4ever)
12. Help! Need a vet! My cat fell up inside down the stairs Transient ischemic attack inside a deformed spacetime pocket combination of nice brown crust that seals in moisture and satan
13. My aunt Molive and her cat CHORT
14. Pedigree winner & Onlooker from Craigslist
15. Fabricat is 9% polyester 66% Fleísch

https://thesecatsdonotexist.com/

…thankfully