Isopod T-Shirts & Cloth Masks

1. Isopod Face-Masks for sale!

A woodlouse is a crustacean from the monophyletic suborder Oniscidea within the order Isopoda. Also known as “Pill Bugs” or “Roly-Poly Bugs”! Get the Isopod Face-Mask today!

  1. Isopods & Chips

A trio of isopods inspecting a bag of chips! It’s a pretty common occurrence. Now you can have them on a T-Shirt with the Isopods & Chips T-Shirt

3. Isopods & Plants Face-Mask

Isopods! Scuttling along in your garden, or maybe even straight into your heart (metaphorically)! Display your appreciation for these little detritivores with the Isopods & Plants Face-Mask

Other Common names for “woodlice” include:

“armadillo bug”
“billy baker” (South Somerset)
“boat-builder” (Newfoundland, Canada)
“butcher boy” or “butchy boy” (Australia, mostly around Melbourne
“carpenter” or “cafner” (Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada)
“carpet shrimp” (Ryedale)
“cheeselog” (Reading, England)
“cheesy bobs” (Guildford, England)
“cheesy bug” (North West Kent, England)
“cheesey wig”
“chiggy pig” (Devon, England)
“chucky pig” (Devon, Gloucestershire, Herefordshire, England)
“chuggy peg” (North Devon)
“crawley baker” (Dorset)
“daddy grampher” (North Somerset)
“damp beetle” (North East England)
“dandy postman” (Essex and East London)
“doodlebug” (also used for the larva of an antlion)
“gramersow” (Cornwall, England)
“granny grey” (South Wales)
“hog-louse”
“horton bug” (Deal, Kent, England)
“menace” (Plymouth, Devon)
“monkey-peas” (Kent, England)
“monk’s louse” (transl. “munkelus”, Norway)
“parson’s pig” (Isle of Man)
“pea bug” or “peasie-bug” (Kent, England)
“piggy wig”
“pill bug” (usually applied only to the genus Armadillidium)
“potato bug”
“roll up bug”
“roly-poly”
“rosary bug” (Turkey)
“slater” (Scotland, Northern Ireland, New Zealand and Australia)
“sow bug”
“wood bug” (British Columbia, Canada)

Horseshoe Crab <3 Digital Painting

For this one, the resolution is intentional – it’s stylized to look like an old video game. Digital drawing made in Autodesk Sketchpad and then edited in Gimp
This is the version without the pixelization effect.

Below is a link to my TeeSpring store, where this little guy can be put on a tank top (or other items if you want, let me know)

https://neuralslush.creator-spring.com/listing/horseshoe-crab-cutie

Strubby’s Strawberries

Some people didn’t like how Strubby has jam all over his mouth because it seems like he’s eating his own kind, which is distressing to some. Here’s an earlier version without the jam on his mouth.

I am testing out selling designs on both Teespring and Teepublic to see which has more success and which is better for me overall. Both are linked below.

Teepublic Store:

https://www.teepublic.com/user/krystalwolf

Teespring Store:

https://neuralslush.creator-spring.com/listing/strubby-s-strawberries?product=333

The Tullimonstrum (AKA “Tully Monster”) T-Shirt

The Tullimonstrum AKA “Tully Monster” is an extinct genus of soft-bodied…animal of some kind. They had long proboscises that they used as “nature’s selfie-stick” (of course – this was 100% verified by fossil records and such). Too bad they couldn’t stick around. Truly a creature ahead of it’s time…just like it’s mouth-arm was ahead of the rest of it’s body.

For sale on my TeeSpring store!

T-shirt logo design (without text). The background is an image of a painting I made. The tully monsters were Doodled in Autodesk Sketchbook, and edited in Inkscape (vectored), then edited in GIMP (colors and lighting, effects).

Alternate design for T-Shirt – Doodled in Autodesk Sketchbook, and edited in Inkscape (vectored), then edited in GIMP (colors and lighting, effects)

Three New T-Shirt Designs

  1. Cute Pocket UFO

This design is inspired by Unsolved Mysteries such as “Where did I put my keys…I just had them in my pocket!?” and “Who shaved a small crop circle into my pet’s fur?”…

Update : It was a tiny UFO! Mystery solved! He can be yours too, with the Cute Pocket UFO T-Shirt

2. Carpenter Bee’s Premium Wood Work

Are you sick and tired of your home’s perfect, hole-free wood? Call Carpenter Bee’s! We’ll BEE drilling bee-sized holes in YOUR wood in the time it takes you to say “Where did these holes in my patio deck come from?!”

Support the Carpenter Bee’s family BEEsiness by wearing the Carpenter Bee’s Premium Wood Work T-Shirt

3. Macaron, Macaroon, Macaroni – Oh My!

A Macaron meets a Macaroon, and a Macaroni shows up! Avoid the confusion once and for all with the Macaron, Macaroon, Macaroni T-Shirt