Isopod Face-Masks for sale!
A woodlouse is a crustacean from the monophyletic suborder Oniscidea within the order Isopoda. Also known as “Pill Bugs” or “Roly-Poly Bugs”! Get the
Isopod Face-Mask today!
Isopods & Chips
A trio of isopods inspecting a bag of chips! It’s a pretty common occurrence. Now you can have them on a T-Shirt with the
Isopods & Chips T-Shirt
Isopods & Plants Face-Mask
Isopods! Scuttling along in your garden, or maybe even straight into your heart (metaphorically)! Display your appreciation for these little detritivores with the
Isopods & Plants Face-Mask
Other Common names for “woodlice” include:
“billy baker” (South Somerset) “boat-builder” (Newfoundland, Canada) “butcher boy” or “butchy boy” (Australia, mostly around Melbourne “carpenter” or “cafner” (Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada) “carpet shrimp” (Ryedale) “cheeselog” (Reading, England) “cheesy bobs” (Guildford, England) “cheesy bug” (North West Kent, England) “cheesey wig” “chiggy pig” (Devon, England) “chucky pig” (Devon, Gloucestershire, Herefordshire, England) “chuggy peg” (North Devon) “crawley baker” (Dorset) “daddy grampher” (North Somerset) “damp beetle” (North East England) “dandy postman” (Essex and East London) “doodlebug” (also used for the larva of an antlion) “gramersow” (Cornwall, England) “granny grey” (South Wales) “hog-louse” “horton bug” (Deal, Kent, England) “menace” (Plymouth, Devon) “monkey-peas” (Kent, England) “monk’s louse” (transl. “munkelus”, Norway) “parson’s pig” (Isle of Man) “pea bug” or “peasie-bug” (Kent, England) “piggy wig” “pill bug” (usually applied only to the genus Armadillidium) “potato bug” “roll up bug” “roly-poly” “rosary bug” (Turkey) “slater” (Scotland, Northern Ireland, New Zealand and Australia) “sow bug” “wood bug” (British Columbia, Canada)
I designed a t-shirt (for sale here ->
https://teespring.com/shop/cheese-mites) Cheese Mites are little arachnids that help make Mimolette cheese, a delicious orange cheese that felt like parmasean – only fancier! And with more mites involved! They’re so cute!
For this one, the resolution is intentional – it’s stylized to look like an old video game. Digital drawing made in Autodesk Sketchpad and then edited in Gimp
This is the version without the pixelization effect.
Below is a link to my TeeSpring store, where this little guy can be put on a tank top (or other items if you want, let me know)
Some people didn’t like how Strubby has jam all over his mouth because it seems like he’s eating his own kind, which is distressing to some. Here’s an earlier version without the jam on his mouth.
I am testing out selling designs on both Teespring and Teepublic to see which has more success and which is better for me overall. Both are linked below.
I made this several years ago for some reason.
I had it designed on a sweater over at my TeeSpring store. $1 of every purchase goes to the Human Fund.
The Tullimonstrum AKA “Tully Monster” is an extinct genus of soft-bodied…animal of some kind. They had long proboscises that they used as “nature’s selfie-stick” (of course – this was 100% verified by fossil records and such). Too bad they couldn’t
stick around. Truly a creature ahead of it’s time…just like it’s mouth-arm was ahead of the rest of it’s body.
For sale on my TeeSpring store!
T-shirt logo design (without text). The background is an image of a painting I made. The tully monsters were Doodled in Autodesk Sketchbook, and edited in Inkscape (vectored), then edited in GIMP (colors and lighting, effects).
Alternate design for T-Shirt – Doodled in Autodesk Sketchbook, and edited in Inkscape (vectored), then edited in GIMP (colors and lighting, effects)
Cute leggy cryptids
drawn with autodesk sketchbook & gimp
T-Shirt Available ->
Fresno Nightcrawlers Tee
Cute Pocket UFO
This design is inspired by Unsolved Mysteries such as “Where did I put my keys…I just had them in my pocket!?” and “Who shaved a small crop circle into my pet’s fur?”…
Update : It was a tiny UFO! Mystery solved! He can be yours too, with the
Cute Pocket UFO T-Shirt
Carpenter Bee’s Premium Wood Work
Are you sick and tired of your home’s perfect, hole-free wood? Call Carpenter Bee’s! We’ll BEE drilling bee-sized holes in YOUR wood in the time it takes you to say “Where did these holes in my patio deck come from?!”
Support the Carpenter Bee’s family BEEsiness by wearing the
Carpenter Bee’s Premium Wood Work T-Shirt
Macaron, Macaroon, Macaroni – Oh My!
A Macaron meets a Macaroon, and a Macaroni shows up! Avoid the confusion once and for all with the
Macaron, Macaroon, Macaroni T-Shirt
A lil’ sandworm I illustrated to fit on a cloth mask! The masks can be purchased on my